i am in a serious problem

my top floor screws got loose :tubelight:aur os ki waja say meri akal ghutnoon main aa gai …and i fear that if my knee screws also get loose them my akal will move to ankles and then gradually it will get absorbed in my toe nail and one day i will cut my nails …matlab ke my akal is going to vanish
help me pump my akal back to its place before its too late …:teary2:
main kya karoon ab ???

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hahaha...screw ur top floor screws on tite...

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I know .... hang your self upside down .. so rather than the akal moving down towards ankles and feet . ... it will move back in to the Head ... and ...maybe you should pay a regular visit to the Mental institution... they have facilities to tighten the loose screws ...

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i gotta admit, thats ONE funky imagination u got there k337 :D i would advice, standing upside down, THEN tightening ur screws of top floor.. this way when u stand back, other than the head-rush, u will have your re-enforcements

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i forgot to mention that i lost the screws and its hard to find that rare screws…ab kuch nahi ho sakta:bummer:

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melted iron? :ahaa:

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can i borrow ur screws:hoonh:

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Aap ka bhi kaam chal jaay ga uskay baghair jaisay mera chal raha hai. So fikar not. Jub be suchchi and loyal everything will be fine by the grace of Allah.

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i'm a prototype-type.. i'm the one with hinges, they figured its useless to give me screws..

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:mudhosh:see whats happening now …its because my akal is in my ghutna …it wont work

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Ghutnay ko sir pay rakh lain.

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:omg:

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^very good idea heera ji.
k337 dekha kisi ki tho akal tikane pe hai

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.:crying:…koi afaka nahi :no:abhi bhi sochti hoon to ghutnay main dard hoti hai

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Oh thankoo thankoo. Na janay wo aqal kahan say oood kar aa gai thi hamain khud bhi pata naheen chala.

Ghutnay main dard hoti naheen hota hai.

Ziada istamal hota hai na bechara is liaay. Sochain chalnay ka aur sochnay samajhnay sub ka bojh becharay kay natawaan kundhon pay jo hai is liay.

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dekho …:crying:akal ghutnay main janay ki waja say urdu bhi bhool rahi hai …how iam going to perform my test today

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Urdu bhi bhool raheen hoon.

Allah ki madad aur meri duain aap kay saath hain beta ji. Allah kamyab karay ga Insha Allah.

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K337 : screws ki jagah stud use keroo... :p

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:aq: