I am Dying ..

for a smoke
Its raining outside and I cant smoke in my room. There is no shelter nearby where I could have a smoke in peace, outside.

To compensate for the level of nicotine and caffiene , I have been drinking containers of black coffee since morning, and this has resulted in frequent trips to the loo, after almost every 10 minutes.

I wanna go home, stretch out on the chair in my balcony and have a smoke.

:slight_smile:

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:jhanda:

keep tha smokin up…helps tha lungs if i do say so myself

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darpook .. go out in the rain n smoke.... foolish guy.

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Go to the bathroom turn on the exhaust, get on that toilet and smoke away little brother

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uncle bhaanday apna nahee tou apnay nannay bachouN ka hi khayal kar lein! :grumpy:

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:grumpy: Down with smokers!

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You are lucky, but you must prefer to die in Rain...

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If I do precisely what you say, life could become more miserable
They dont have a lota in the toilets …

:slight_smile:

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Its raining in TO today? Must be really warm
Ok, well you can always go smoke in your car yeah

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smokin in the warehouse, smokin in boss's office, smokin in my office, :p

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looks like you have some photographs of the Boss or his near and dear
Photographs that they wouldn't want anyone else to see...

He seems so helpless, with you blowing smoke all over his fat face...

:)

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James bhai ap smoke chortay kio nahi :)
it is not good for ur health na :)

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Attia - my child , its tooo late now
Ab agar main smoking chooR bhi dooN tu koi farq nahi PaRay gaa

:)

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Uncle bhaanday, you might want to think twice before smoking…

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=uPkq6Ns0gIo&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

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Nice!

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Aaj mujhay bhi peena hay, cigrate pila do mujhay bhi aaj ji bhar k...

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hahahahhaha, :frowning:

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buri adat ko chornay kaylay late khabi nahi hota.. :slight_smile:
dont u love ur kids and wify? dont u wanna see them growning in future, married and have kids?
agar hosakta hay to please try zaroor karyay ga is ko chornay ki :slight_smile:

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Rain and a ciggi ..
a perfect match !

way to go bhand

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crap

Smoking is beautiful
All non-smokers dont know what they are missing

:)