I am available

for flirting :smooth:

Girls between the age of 18 to 40, between the size XS to XL, between the height 4 ft to 7 ft, between the weight range of 80lbs to 450 lbs, between annual income of $0 to $9999999999, between the IQ level of 0 to 400 and between the beauty level of very very ugly to extremely gorgeous can apply now.

Thank you :silly:

:bravo:

Re: I am available

Kal ana, aaj mood naheen hay :chai:

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bunyadi shart yeh hay kay…
zinda hoo - aur saanS laiti hoo :cb:

Re: I am available

Replies from various guppies

Peshow: :blush:

PCG : You are such a pig

GAmma : Cool, where do I apply :blush:

AishainDubai : Mujhay bohat ghussa aa raha hay :mad: Mods yeh kya ho raha hay :mad:

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adrasteia : kal tak sab vacancies fill ho jain gi phir na kehna :snooty:

JB : brothaaaaaa :hug: … thanks for smaller explanation or requirements :silly:

:bravo:

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damn… and ithere i was waiting
well tomorrow then

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You can come any time :blush:

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^ baqi loog kya chanda maangnay aaiey hain ? :hoonh:

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Answers for various guppies

Peshow :blush:

PCG : I know … i am a piglet :blush:

Gamma : Please turn around then u can :o

AID : ye pyar hu raha hai :blush:

:bravo:

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not in front of these prying desis..
znd we also have tp see how the coffee and wasabe combo after effects are

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:cb: dont ask, it tastes weird.
The heat of the coffee and the heat of the wasabi, just too much :silly:

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so a lot of heat then eh?

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Oy Yeah :o

and a lot of tears too :cb:

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well i m here just for flooding bhai joney

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Stop making my thread “Hot” with alot of diff kind of 'heats’s

GR : ‘flood’ ara hai tu kahin aur ja ke karo :snooty:

:bravo:

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:omg:set hai

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kon kis se ? :eek:

:bravo:

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Saray apni apni jaga:phati:

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shaadi.com bro!