I am a lost Cafetarian. I wana go home

[Princess_Fiona]

Re: I am a lost Cafetarian. I wana go home

@Code_Red

I joined Gupshup because of Cafe, there were so many lovely,friendly people there.. They still are …but… I got into trouble by saying something stupid and they dont talk to me now.

It was all my fault. I should have avioded the disputed topic. Anyway, here’s the tale of my misery…

One fine sunday morning, i went to eat halwa poori.. I ordered poories and waited… The boy brought 2 poories and chaney with no halwa. I asked *Oye halwa *

kidhar hai ?? he said Paaijaan, Halwa alag paisoon ka milay ga

I was like Poori ke saath halwa our chaney dono miltey hain !
he said nop

Anyway, I told the story to my cafe friends and they also said nop halwa alag se lena parta hai, not a single person stood by me, everyone said i am wrong

Then I told them that we get Samosa with chatni and chaney. They again denied me saying ke samosey ke saath chatni milti hai chaney nahi. All of them said I am wrong. This is so unfair. I eat samosa every now and then

If that was not enough, I told them that I am a model. And they started making fun of me, like i am telling some joke I dont even have the right of self determination ?

Why this is happening to me ??? They all are friendly with everyone
Also three guppans Sandleen, Attia and surror hate me, cuz the stupidest thing i do. I annoy the pretiest girls on Internet.

I hereby request the nobilities of General, to hold my hand and take me to Cafe and settle our disputes As a confidence building measures (CBM) I can withdraw my claim on Halwa poori, But I will not move an inch from my other two claims.

ohay khabees mayray upar ilzam kio dalta hay
u were making fun of my prince charming na so i had to be rude to u aur u were making fun of my eyes
Allah karay ap ko khabi kambosay aur chatni kanay ko na milay