I am a lost Cafetarian. I wana go home

Hangout GupShup Cafe
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I joined Gupshup because of Cafe, there were so many lovely,friendly people there.. They still are …but… I got into trouble by saying something stupid and they dont talk to me now. :teary3:

It was all my fault. I should have avioded the disputed topic. Anyway, here’s the tale of my misery…

One fine sunday morning, i went to eat halwa poori.. I ordered poories and waited… The boy brought 2 poories and chaney with no halwa. I asked *Oye halwa *

kidhar hai ?? he said Paaijaan, Halwa alag paisoon ka milay ga :clown:

I was like :mad2: Poori ke saath halwa our chaney dono miltey hain !
he said nop :stuck_out_tongue:

Anyway, I told the story to my cafe friends and they also said nop :stuck_out_tongue: halwa alag se lena parta hai, not a single person stood by me, everyone said i am wrong

Then I told them that we get Samosa with chatni and chaney. They again denied me saying ke samosey ke saath chatni milti hai chaney nahi. All of them said I am wrong. This is so unfair. I eat samosa every now and then

If that was not enough, I told them that I am a model. And they started making fun of me, like i am telling some joke :disgust: I dont even have the right of self determination ?

Why this is happening to me ??? They all are friendly with everyone
Also three guppans Sandleen, Attia and surror hate me, cuz the stupidest thing i do. I annoy the pretiest girls on Internet.

I hereby request the nobilities of General, to hold my hand and take me to Cafe and settle our disputes :flower1: As a confidence building measures (CBM) I can withdraw my claim on Halwa poori, But I will not move an inch from my other two claims.

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: sweetest post i have ever read…

yeah you are such an ANNOYING thing:(

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Barbie Girl...I dont know why you are laughing..

he didnt say YOU were pretty

Code Red...next time go to McDonalds...things like that dont happen on Maccy D's

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Please dont bother much about my laughing on something i like to laugh at…:smiley:

i dont need his certificate to tell me that i am pretty or not…:smiley:

Thankyou …you are so funny:hehe:

Hi. This is new. Please, welcome ....
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It's okay Codey we welcome you with open arms, here the halwa poori choley is free-flowing. Hum kanjoos nahi hain. Infact we even throw in a garma garam cup of chai.

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catty you are such sweet pie...........

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Do you, Cat lady...wheres mine?

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man i miss halwa pouri now,

thanks a lot.

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Here you go LD http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/images/recipes/tea_300x193.jpg

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I have never had Halva Poori...... any of what Mr C. Red was talking about!

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Barbie, you are no help :frowning:

Lazy- i go to Mcdonalds but they are stupid. They have thesenalkey(tap) at every corner, I had to wash my hand before eating my burger… And the next thing I know… My hand was ful of ketchup instead of water :smack2:

Cat-woman- thanks :hug: I always wondered if hugging girl is any different than huggin a guy :konfused: I think former is more warm and less *nokeela * (jagged)

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Codey - welcome to Gen. Please leave halwa poori, channay and samosay by the front desk and goom karo your shakkal to cafe.

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Thankyou catty...it was very refreshing.

Mr R. Code

lol, theyy are cost cutting and make you decant ketchup into tiny little containers

and as for the Hugging, Im interested to know how YOU know men are "jagged"

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:hehe:

damn, today’s weather is so perfect for halwa puri.

Codey, I dont know about being ‘jagged’, but hugging slightly rounded people is so nice and comforting - whether its a guy or girl, better if its a guy, in this barsaat ka mausam. Hugging a skinny person is like putting your arms around a pole.

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^^^ how very UnIslamic...one mustnt hug... for one can catch headlice

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Yaar funguy bhai, I think people in cafe fear you most. So why dont you take me there and make me befriend with them and I wont have to go to any other forum, ever after :slight_smile:

Lazy- you dont know them people. They are stupid and crook too. When you ask for straberry milkshake, they would give you melted ice cream. They dont have any blender for making milk shake. I know how milkshake is made :gizzy:

Catty woman - you dont know abt hugging a bit. Hugging a guy is like huggin a drakhat (tree) they have edges some sharp some not so sharp. hugging a girl is like hugging Razaayee ab tum pocho gi ke Razaaye kia hoti hai :wink:

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Why do people fear funguy...is he that scary...?
lets face it Mr Red

you are scaredy pants and are too afraid to go back into the playground where the children play!

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Code_Red u just made m hate ma work rite now :o
now i just wanna go n hv sum garmagaram samosay frm sumwhere :teary2:
**p.s. 2 mods: ** nxt time put a DETOUR sign on threadz like tis so dat massoom guppiez like m dun get tortured

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a razaye? lol now I know why you hug your razaye every night.

Amjad Islam Amjad's Mujhy Apna Sitara dhoondna hai
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Im at work handling this mad rush of stressful inquiries, complaints from customers along with taking a peek of GS every now & then. And reading the title post, I had to struggle not to laugh while handling a phone inquiry. I especially found it funny today while coming to work, I was very happy and had lots of time at hand so I drove to this Pakistani resturant with heavenly PAYYES in the morning :yummy: (The dont sell pooris)

Just looking at my face, the man knew why I was there :smiley: He brought my order without me having to tell him but I saw it was topped with a ‘halwa’ parcel. I do not like halwas. Even when I get poori for breakfast, I have to throw halwa away. So, anyway, I thanked him for that but told him to take it back as I didnt want to bin it. He was like, “Aap halwa nahi khaatay??!! Try karein, aapko acha lagay ga.” I said, no baba, take it back. No one will eat it. (And it was too much).

:hehe: Aisi kya baat kay codey ko mangnay par bhi nahi detay aur mujhay order kiye maangay baghair free mein khanaay ko insist kar raha tha :confused:

Last time I ordered McDonald’s, I was very hungry. So, I was eating too fast & taking too much interest in my food. When I was about to finish my burger, I suddenly spotted a dead fly which was cut in half. I had tears in my eyes trying to keep in what was inside me cz I was driving on the highway. And had to throw the remaining.