Hypnotism

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Now this old Mr. Bean is a great hypnotist. Goes for a show in a big auditorium. About 300 people sitting in front of him and he is all mystical in a flowing black robe and stuff. Anounces that all hypnotists in the world are able to hypnotise only one person at a time. He is gonna mesmerize the whole audience and hypnotize them all at the same time.

Takes out from his pocket a lovely expensive looking diamond pendulum hanging from a gold chain. Starts the hypnosis. Swinging the pendulum and chanting

“YOU ARE ALL SLEEPING”. :sleep2:

Within minutes the whole audience is fast asleep and snoring. Suddenly the pendulum somehow slips from his hand and he reflexively says “SHYTE”

It took them 3 weeks to clean up the auditorium :hehe:

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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:biggthumb

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iss main itnaa hansnaay ki kiyaa baat hay :rolleyes:

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LOL! :hehe:

Now thats what I call a stinker :smiley:

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Re: Hypnotism

:smack2: Shukar karo kay “haazreen” ki ta’daad sirf 300 thee" – agar tou auditorium “House Full” (1200 seats) hota tou :eek:

:biggthumb @ Phajju un-kill :wink:

:wave:

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Oh Stinky :|

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:bash: Mr. Bean

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:hehe:

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:hehe: :rotfl" :hehe:

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:hehe:

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:hehe:

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LOL...

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JB trust you, to come up with this cracker,:rotfl:,shyte,Oh please have mercy and allow me to spell it right ,plz plz,S***T,:hehe:

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actually it is st** :halo:

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Your both wrong, it's spelled "sh*t".

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u three wrong it's actually " sh!t "

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Pffft - You guys are wimps. It's really spelled "****".

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[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Samael: *
Pffft - You guys are wimps. It's really spelled "***".
[/QUOTE]

WHAAAT??

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Yea!