Two guys, one old, one young, **
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart** **
when they collide.** **
The old guy says to the young guy,** **
“Sorry about that. I** 'm looking for my wife, and I guess I **
wasn’t paying attention** **
to where I was going.”** **
The young guy says, "That’s OK, it’s a** coincidence. **
I’m looking for my wife, too…** **
I can’t find her and I’m getting a little** desperate." **
The old guy says,
"Well, maybe I can help you find her…**what does she look like?" **
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,** **
with red hair,** **
blue eyes, is buxom…wearing no bra,** **
long legs,** and is wearing short shorts. **
What does your wife look like?'** **
To which the old guy says,
"Doesn’t** matter, — let’s look for yours."