Husband … Begum tumhari Gardan per Ajeeb see cheez hai
jissay dekh ker khouf Aata hai
Wife … (dar K ) Woh Kia ?
Husband … Tumhaara ’ MU’ : s
Phone Baja …
Husband …Phone merey ley ho to kehna …main gher per nahi hoon
Wife …Woh gher per hain…
Husbabd …Mainy Mana kia tha
Wife … Phone mere liey tha ..