May be Old But good!
Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When she came to see him, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. When I think about it now. …
“I think you bring me bad luck!”
Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, “Pack your bags, I’ve won the lottery!”
The husband excitedly asks, “Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?”
She says, “Pack’em all, you’re leaving!”
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