ok posted this joke on a diff section
A husband and a wife are driving in a remote area..there isnt any traffic around..the guy just stops the car right on the highway and starts to make love to his wife..after some time a big truck comes right behind them..truck driver honks but nothing happens so he has to come out of the truck and he goes to the car and knocks on the window…driver yells " what the hell is goin on here" ..the husband responds " sorry sir but i was coming..my wife was coming..you were coming..but you were the only one with brakes