Husband Vs Wife

Gondal_007 · October 4, 2006, 4:00am

**Apni Aisi Wife Hou

Apni aaisee wife ho,.
5’6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

~~~~~~~~~~
LARKI KA JAWAB
~~~~~~~~~~

6’2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

**

Uncle_Stalker · October 4, 2006, 4:08am

Re: Husband Vs Wife

ok

ATA · October 4, 2006, 4:22am

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Naya hay Sohniya ?

Gondal_007 · October 4, 2006, 4:36am

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ahooooooooooooooooooo

Uncle_Stalker · October 4, 2006, 5:55am

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ATA · October 4, 2006, 5:57am

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koi mili nai abhi tak ? :s

Uncle_Stalker · October 4, 2006, 6:04am

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aik milli thee
uss kay baad chiraaghooN main rooshni na rahi

Gondal_007 · October 4, 2006, 6:08am

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koi baat nahi tension lene ka nahi dene ka uper wale k haan der hai andher nahi:halo:

ATA · October 4, 2006, 6:08am

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q?

kia ghaaslayte oil peeti theeN wo ? :s

Uncle_Stalker · October 4, 2006, 6:12am

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shukar karoo chacha Ghalib nay nahi sunna
Warna urdu ki aisi taisi karnay par tumhain Murgha bana daitay

redroses · October 4, 2006, 6:14am

Re: Husband Vs Wife

puraana hai yea to

kuch neya sunaoo

ATA · October 4, 2006, 6:15am

Re: Husband Vs Wife

lo ji, chicha galaibann kahan say tapkay ?

baat horai thi Chiragh ki, abb agar uss main roshni nai hay to matti ka tail daal dain… chicha ko beech main laanay ki kia zaroorat bhala

aur agar chiragh ki batti hi khatam to aik mom-batti lay lain

Sadaf · October 4, 2006, 6:22am

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Har shaakh pe uloo baitha hai
anjam-e-gulistan kia ho ga

ATA · October 4, 2006, 6:26am

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daikhain aap Gupshup kay ‘uss’ konay ka zikar na karain, jahan hamari pohanch nai

waisay iss ka hall yeh hay :

Jiss khait say dehkaan ko muyassir na roti
Uss khait kay har gosha-e-gandumm ko jala do :bhangra:

Gondal_007 · October 4, 2006, 6:35am

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puraana sunte houai tumhe jamaiyan arahi hain kuch neya sunaya to tum ne so hi jana hai:snooty:

Gondal_007 · October 4, 2006, 6:37am

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lagta hai chiragh mein roshni anai lag gaie hai:o

redroses · October 4, 2006, 8:02am

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ji nahi neya sun ker mai aur fresh ho jaoon gi

waise yea 007 ka kia chakkar hai

Princess_Fiona · October 4, 2006, 1:03pm

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It is not husband's definition but rather a kosray's ...

nstar777 · October 4, 2006, 1:19pm

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[quote=Princess Fiona]
It is not husband's definition but rather a kosray's

Are you challenging the masculinity of Mr. Gondal???

amazon · October 5, 2006, 12:10am

Re: Husband Vs Wife

Gondal_007:

Apni Aisi Wife Hou

Apni aaisee wife ho,.
**5’6" jiski height ho, **
**Jeans tight tight ho, **
**Chehra jiska bright ho, **
**Umar 22 se 27 ho, **
Aise apni Wife ho.

**Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho, **
**Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho, **
**Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho, **
**Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho **
**Aisi apni Wife ho. **

**Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho, **
**Dinner ke waqt candle light ho, **
**Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho, **
**Milnay ke baad dil delight ho, **
**Aise apni Wife ho. **

**~~~~~~~~~~ **
**LARKI KA JAWAB **
**~~~~~~~~~~ **

**6’2" jiski height ho **
**Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho **
**Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho **
**Husband apna aisa bright ho **

**Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho **
**Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho **
**Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho **
**Husband apna aisa bright ho **

**Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho **
**Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho **
**Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho **
**Husband apna aisa bright ho **

**Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho **
**Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho **
**Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho **
**Husband apna aisa bright ho **

BORING:yawn: