There was a “Husband Shopping Center” where a woman
could go to choose a husband from among many men. It
was laid out in five floors,with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The
only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor,
you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went
up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave
the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find
men. First floor: The door had a sign saying "These
men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign
and say, "Well that’s better than not having jobs, or
not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?" So
up they go.
Second floor: Says "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking" Hummm, say
the girls. But, I wonder what’s further up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework." WOW! say the women. Very tempting, BUT,
there’s more further up! And up they go.
Fourth Floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak." Oh
mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us
further up! So up to the fifth floor they go.
Fifth floor: The sign on the door said "This floor is
just to prove that women are impossible to please.
Please exit the building and have a nice day.
Cheers!!! 
…
:maulvidis
