The Husband Shopping Center:
A “Husband Shopping Center” was opened where a woman could go to choose
a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
The only rule was; once you opened the door to any floor, you must
choose a
man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back
down
except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men. On the First
floor,
the door had a sign saying “These men have jobs and love kids.”
The women read the sign and say, “Well that’s better than not having
jobs,
or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?”
So up they go.
Second floor says, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking”
Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what’s further up?"
Third floor: “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking,
love kids and help with the housework.”
Wow! Say women. Very tempting, BUT, there’s more further up!?
And so again, they go up.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely
good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.
“Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further
on!”
So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said, “This floor is just to prove that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping with us and have a nice
day.”