A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed
a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in
the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5..0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs
such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1 .
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Woman
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is
an operating system.
Please enter command: i thought you loved me..html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources.)
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly..
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
