A wife was making an omelette for breakfast. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Be careful, I said be careful. Put in some more butter. Oh my God! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They’re going to stick! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt! salt here, put more salt”
The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted you to know how it feels like when I’m driving.