2 hunters got together for a beer discussing what they have hunted in Africa.
One of them says: “Well, I got 1 lion, 2 tigers, 5 buffaloes and 15 pleasenooooe-s.”
The other one asks: “What’s a pleasenoooooe-s?”
And the first answers: “Well some were black and some were white and when you point the gun at them they scream please-noooooooo!!!” 