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A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she
suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an
American man catches her, she says : “Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll
do ANYTHING for you…”
The man says: “Okay then, sleep with me.”
She says : “You PIG!! NEVER!!”
So he says “FINE!” and he drops her down… So she’s falling and
screaming…
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :“Oh
thank you, you saved me, I’ll do anything that you ask…”
The guy says : “Fraulein, sleep with me.”
She replies: “Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!”
So the man says : “Fine!!!” and he also drops her down again.
She’s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those
men and now she’s going to die.
Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : “Oh
thank you, you saved my life, I’ll SLEEP with you!!”
The Muslim man replies : “Astaqfirulla’h!” and he drops her. 
