[Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

[Bandoostaa]

Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work:

20. “That’s weird…”
21. “It’s never done that before.”
22. “It worked yesterday.”
23. “How is that possible?”
24. “It must be a hardware problem.”
25. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
26. “There is something funky in your data.”
27. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
28. “You must have the wrong version.”
29. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”
30. “I can’t test everything!”
31. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”
32. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested.”
33. “Somebody must have changed my code.”
34. “Did you check for a virus on your system?”
35. "Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
36. “You can’t use that version on your system.”
37. “Why do you want to do it that way?”
38. “Where were you when the program blew up?”

And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don’t work:

1. “It works on my machine.”

Source

[ahmadjee]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

The all time classic is:

"It's not a bug, its a feature."

[TofiBaba]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

U left the whole QA excuse bit out.

[ammarr]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

used all of these..

[pagaldeewani]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

have used few of them, but they were not excuses. It actually happeneed :rollyeyes: I am an honest employee (ya rite!)

[bilalsohaib]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

"It worked yesterday."

well is ko yoon ker lo ...

just before Final Demonstaration of Assignments or Projects

"yar abhi 5 minute pehle to chal raha tha" n whispering "aap ko dekh ker hi kharab howa hai "

[FrozenFire]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

" it worked yesterday" and " it works on my machine" i use them often..

[nos]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

@bilalsohaib

“It worked yesterday.”

well is ko yoon ker lo …

just before Final Demonstaration of Assignments or Projects

“yar abhi 5 minute pehle to chal raha tha” n whispering "aap ko dekh ker hi kharab howa hai "

with regards to assignments, that is an absolute classic … heard it a million times

there’s anoter one, its WTF?

[root105]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

classic from my work area..its vendor code can't touch it..lol

[_Sh3rY]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

@Bandoostaa

Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work:

20. “That’s weird…”
21. “It’s never done that before.”
22. “It worked yesterday.”
23. “How is that possible?”
24. “It must be a hardware problem.”
25. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
26. “There is something funky in your data.”
27. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
28. “You must have the wrong version.”
29. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”
30. “I can’t test everything!”
31. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”
32. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested.”
33. “Somebody must have changed my code.”
34. “Did you check for a virus on your system?”
35. "Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
36. “You can’t use that version on your system.”
37. “Why do you want to do it that way?”
38. “Where were you when the program blew up?”

And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don’t work:

1. “It works on my machine.”

Source

lol..true

[HOPEFULL]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

lolz

[PrinceMS]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

I have used most of 'em!

aahhh my nerdy days ..... thank god they are over

[Mano85]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

ROTFL! last week was my project submission and i used almost ALL of them!! :hehe haha whatever:

[Dushwari]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

@ammarr

used all of these..

m,agar kahan hein yeye excuses? bolein zara

-dushwari

[kaka_in_usa]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

@Bandoostaa

Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work:

20. “That’s weird…”

21. “It’s never done that before.”

22. “It worked yesterday.”

23. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”

24. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”

25. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested.”

26. “It works on my machine.”

Source

^ ^ They are not execuses.

[homer_j_simpson]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

@Bandoostaa

Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work:

20. “That’s weird…”
21. “It’s never done that before.”
22. “It worked yesterday.”
23. “How is that possible?”
24. “It must be a hardware problem.”
25. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
26. “There is something funky in your data.”
27. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
28. “You must have the wrong version.”
29. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”
30. “I can’t test everything!”
31. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”
32. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested.”
33. “Somebody must have changed my code.”
34. “Did you check for a virus on your system?”
35. "Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
36. “You can’t use that version on your system.”
37. “Why do you want to do it that way?”
38. “Where were you when the program blew up?”

And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don’t work:

1. “It works on my machine.”

Source

lol…have used most of them

[TheRudeOne]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

Yup, All of them have been used, in one form or the other

[geek]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

1. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

Hahaha

[Aceones]

Re: [Humor] Top 20 programmer execuses

the most used: it works on my machine

and

you better reinstall your windows