Wife: Can you help me in the garden?
Husband: What do you think, I’m a Gardener ??
Wife: Can you fix door handle ??
Husband: What do you think, I’m a Carpenter ??
In the Evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed..!!
He asked: Who fixed this..??
Wife: "Our Neighbour but he gave me two options..!!
Either I should give him burger or a kiss..!!
Husband: I’m sure you must have given a burger..!!
Wife: What do You think, I’m Mc’Donald’s?
