How's That For A Smile?!

Man weeps to think that he will die soon, woman, that she was born so long ago.

A diplomat is a man who remembers a woman’s birthday-but never remembers her age.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an achievement in a bachelor, and second nature in a married woman.

Any fool can critcize, condemn and complain. And most fools do it.

The old believe in every thing, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know every thing!

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The trouble with this world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt.

Self-respect:The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious!

Egoism:He keeps an alarm clock & a phone that do not ring-they applaud

Self-delusion:He brags that he is sitting on top of the world.Some one should remind him that it turns every twenty-four hours.

Success:All he needs to boost his ego in a survived chair.

Notoriety has its limits but stupidity has none!

Success is going to his head and it is bound to be a short visit.

No man really knows about other human beings.The best he can do is to suupose that they are like himslef.
John Steinback.

Caution is not cowardly, and carelessness is not courage.

If you are the man at the top who makes rules for others but fail to follow them yourself, you are not better than the man at the bottom who ignores them.

Most of us spend a lot of time dreaming of the future, never realizing that a little arrives each day.

Life's battles are won not by the faster or better man but by the man who thinks he can.

The strange thing about misery is how it expands to take up all available space.

Until lions speak, the history of jungle will reamin as hunters tell.

The true leader has no need to lead- he is content to lead the way.

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