♠ How to win with Pepsi ITunes

I dont drink Pepsi and dont buy music anymore (OK, rarely) but some of you guys using ITunes may find this useful. I might try it just to see if the following method works.

After the Super Bowl, Mac fans everywhere went to their local convenience stores to look for the iTunes labeled Pepsi bottles. A lot of them went home emtpy handed. It takes a few weeks for new bottles to make it down the supply chain, but they are now finally at most stores. Read on to find out how to never get a bottle that doesn’t win.

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The secret is the angle. Its been found it to be 25º, but that’s really no use when you’re out in the field. Just tilt it until it seems about that, and look up towards it (hold it above your head). With luck, you should be able to see under the cap. Here’s what a loser looks like:

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It’s easiest to read “again” and tag the losers because there are no random letters involved. You can spot a word like again from a mile away. If you don’t see again and you have given the bottle a twist (to check from all angles), make a purchase. If not, hit the shelf.

You might find it easiest to practice while not in the store. Just buy a few and take them home. Get the knack for the angle, and it isn’t that hard to pull off without looking like a huge tool.

Go hit the stores and good luck :smiley:

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or just go to Kazaa and download music without buying pepsi.

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Thanks for you wise input Smith :>

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^ You see Mr Anderson, Never send a human to do machine's job.

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Believe the unbelievable Smith. I know the spoon doesnt exist.

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you both are higgu nerds. retards