How to tweet live wedding

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Pakistani traditional wedding going live.

Quite amusing tweets for a change

How to live-tweet a wedding – The Express Tribune Blog

[njgal]

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Dulha: All geared up and ready to lead the baraat to marriage hall.#Sehra bandi going on. C u at 7 @dulhan #PkWedding
Dulhan: RT @Dulha C u at 7 sharam
#MashriqiLarki #LastDayOfFreedom
Dulhan: At the beauty parlour, waiting for my turn. Accompanied by lil sis. #WaitingSucks
#LastDayOfBeingSingle
Dulha: Received 40 thousand in salami till now. That won’t even cover 1 way ticket of Malaysia. :(( #BrokenDreams #ChawalRishtaydar
Dulha: MOM I AM NOT GIVING THE iPAD UP,I KNOW IT’S MY WEDDING DAY, JUST LET ME KEEP IT
#ParentsNeverUnderstand #iAddict
Dulhan:* Haye Sartaj (@Dulha), aisa bhi kia zulm kar rahi hen
@saas uMaa? sharam
Dulhan: RT @Dulha #ChawalRishtaydar sniggers
Dulha: This stupid kullahurts so much. Arghh
#StupidCustoms #KiaBakwasHaiYe #LetsBanKullas
SaasuMaa: @Dulha stop complaining, it’s the best day of ur lyf, and these r ur OWN relatives.
#NewGeneration doesn’t undrstand these thngs. frustrated
SaasuMaa: @dulhan just wait a few hours, i’ll explain to u all the zulm that is being done to ur ‘sartaaj’
#ShokhayLog * #OverSmart
Dulha: Finally reached the marriage Hall. Cousins and friends dancing in frnt. This kulla is killing mE.! :@ :@
#LetsBanKullas
Dulha: entering the hall after about an HOUR of dancing while I stood there uncomfortably. #BanDances #BanKullahs #FML
DulhanzFather: Such a Big baraat. Have these people brought EVERYONE that they knew. :@ they told us nly 200 ppl wil come #FML #BrokenPromises #LastMinuteSurprises
Dulha: All elders of my family hugged their counterparts 4m @dulhan ’s family. We r getting seated now. #Kullah in my lap now. #Khushi my legs hurt now.
Dulha: Nikah Khwan arrives. After the proceedings, I was asked to sign at 5/6 places on the form. I didn’t even READ the text on that form.!!! #Oh** #Things2AvoidWhenGettingMarried
Baaraati154: ROTI KHUL GAI JAY.!!! #KONY2012
SaasuMaa: Oh for heaven’s Sake, These people seem soo ravished, we thought we were marrying our beloved into a #KhaatiPeetiFamily. Lets hope for her better future.
DulhanzFather: Someone just spilled Shorba on my clothes.!!! #FML A kid was over-run by another Baraati..May God Have Mercy on us. :((
RandomStranger:- How are you @Dulha @dulhan @dulhan zFather @saas uMaa #PTISucks #FakeInqalab
ILovePTI: How dare you say such crap about our Chairman and party @random Stranger @Dulha @dulhan @dulhan zFather @saas uMaa #ChangeWeBelieveIn #LiberalScum
Dulhan: The @makeup Lady. Argghh. Die, just die. U ruined my face. I should’ve gotten make up at home and it would’ve cost less and I would look less horrible. #BanMakeUp
#****PakistaniBridesSay
Dulhan:- Finally reached the hall. Waiting for my family to escort me to the stage. #IhateWaiting
Dulha: And here comes the lady of the evening. Everyone rises from their seats. There is a National Anthem joke in there somewhere but I better not mention it. @dulhan #FTW
Dulha: It took @dulhan 20 minutes to travel 80 yards, courtesy her clothing, the fact that she can’t even look up & because everyone is dying to see her. She luks Alrite though.
No wonder #PkWeddings are a mess. #ThirdWorldProblems
Dulhan: @Dulha STOP staring.!! Sharam #Ican’tCallYourNameAfterToday #PkWeddings #NewBeginnings
Dulha: You are my “legally-wed wife” now, I will oggle all I can. RT @dulhan STOP staring.!! #WhoSaidMarriedLifeIsScary #PkWeddings #NewBeginnings
Dulha: Lo and Behold, there come the “Doodh-Pilai” Squad.
All dressed up and full of intent to rob me. :@ #PkWeddings
#WhyDoTheyHaveToDoThis #BanDoodhPilai
DoodhpilaiSquad: Yayyy, got a jewellery set for each of us out of “Jeeju” #PkWeddings #NewWaysToGetRich
Dulha: Rukhsati happening now. No tears in the eyes of @dulhan After all, the make up is damn expensive these days.
@saas uMaa I hope the reception at our place will go good

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[Guac]

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That was good and right on!

[Enigmatic]

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that actually reminds me of some wedding

[mama_ki_dua]

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funny

[Maheen2002]

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lol :D