Two friends go on a hike in the desert and one of them gets bitten on the dick by a poisonous snake. He
asks his friend to go back to the nearest town and ask the local doctor to help him.
The friend runs down to the local doctor and tells him his friend was bitten by a poisonous snake. The
doctor tells the friend to suck the poison out.
The friend returns to the guy who was bitten.
“So what did the Doctor say?”
“You’re going to die.”