I got this from a friend. I found it hilarious so posting it here 
Having a hard time studying?..follow the instructions below and you’ll succeed!
How to study for your exams…
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First off, arrange all your study materials in order. The neater it is, the better. It’s always better to have somebody check the orderliness of your material - so they’ll be able to vouch for the fact that you’ve been studying.
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Yell as loudly as you can (preferably in a decibel that can be heard by people who live at least two streets away) that you’re studying, don’t want to be disturbed as your grade/rank matters to you very much, and you would do anything rather than do poorly in your exams.
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Sharpen all your pencils (even if you don’t require their use at all), clean your pens, re-arrange your papers.
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Select a sufficiently impressive looking textbook, open it as close to the end as possible, and look at it.
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Remember errand given to you by mum, dad, uncle, aunt, cat/dog, next-door neighbour, long-lost relative who visited you in the last summer hols, and decide to carry it out.
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Visit the bathroom. Lather soap generously, and watch soap bubbles dissolve with a pop.
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Remind mum and sundry members of the houshold that you are studying. When they call out to you for some reason, do whatever they ask you to - so you can complain about how no one ever lets you study.
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Visit kitchen and ask mum if there’s anything you can do. (Note: Chances of mum becoming extremely suspicious of your sudden desire to be helpful can make things rather difficult. Space your visits carefully.)
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Start cleaning out your cupboard assiduously. (Note: ‘Cleaning’ here, refers to throwing the contents of your cupboard higgledy-piggledy on the floor. This will help you spend the whole day in trying to clear up the mess. In case of enquiry, reply, nose in the air, that you need something for the purpose of study. )
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Go back to your books, close the one that’s already open, and select another. Aside from establishing the fact that you’re studying, it will fill you with a sense of satisfaction. (Note: Sense of satisfaction entirely spurious.).
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Take a break.
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Take another break.
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Doodle.
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Close book, yawn and stretch. Walk all over the house, saying how tired you are.
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Have a great dinner and go to bed. Feel wretched when your blasted conscience takes a dig at you.
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Resolve to study better tomorrow.
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The next day: Kindly refer points 1-16.
