How to spot an Indian .....

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  • Everything you eat is savored with garlic, onions and chillies.

  • You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

  • You are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport.

  • You arrive one or two hours late to a party, and think it’s normal.

  • You peel the stamps off letters that the postal service missed to stamp.

  • Your toilet has a plastic bowl next to the commode.

  • All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

  • You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house.

  • You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

  • You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it’s the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch .

  • You live with your parents even if you are 40 years old. (And they like it that way).

  • If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel it’s your duty to spread the word.

  • You only make long distance call after 11pm.

  • If you don’t live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you’ve eaten, even if it’s midnight.

  • When your parents meet Indian for the first time and talk for a few minutes, pretty soon they are your relatives.

  • Your parents don’t realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs while talking.

  • You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.

  • It’s embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.

  • You List your daughter as “fair and slim” in the matrimonial no matter what she looks like.

  • You’re always interested to know/interfere in others’ personal matters, what they are doing, where they are going, etc.

  • You have really enjoyed reading this mail because you know some, or most of them, applies to you!

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Re: How to spot an Indian …

:konfused:
:asa:

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Re: How to spot an Indian .....

LOL
THIS IS SOOOOO TRUE ABOUT THE INDIANS

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Re: How to spot an Indian .....

haha

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We actually had a friend who really stood at the door for VERY long time, I started wondering if they were looking for some kind of 'gift for leaving'.

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like u have done PHD in knowing indians.

*~* Timepass • September 2015 *~*
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Re: How to spot an Indian …

Not funny :nahi:
Some or most are true…buts its not a joke.

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Re: How to spot an Indian .....

Same could be said about Pakistanis.

Myth about winning 1965 War
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Re: How to spot an Indian .....

haha so true, almost all the Indians I know are just like them.

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Re: How to spot an Indian .....

lol :D

Not calling your husband by his name..
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Re: How to spot an Indian .....

lol so true