Papoo Wants to Commit Suicide
Papoo is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he has brought along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody spots him on the track and asks “kyon bhai,ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” (Why are you sitting here with all that?) Papoo replies “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun” (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)