She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” - She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.”
She is not a “SCREAMER” or a “MOANER” - She is “VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.”
She is not “EASY” - She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”
She is not a “DUMB BLONDE” - She is a “LIGHT- HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.”
She has not “BEEN AROUND” - She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”
She is not an “AIRHEAD” - She is “REALITY IMPAIRED.”
She does not get “DRUNK” or “TIPSY” - She gets “CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.”
She does not have “BREAST IMPLANTS” - She is “MEDICALLY ENHANCED.”
She does not “NAG” you - She becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE.”
She is not a “TRAMP” - She is “SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.”
She does not have “MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS” - She is “PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.”
She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER” - She is a “LOW COST PROVIDER.”
5abi stop trying to be serious or you’ll have probs catching chicks…euh breasted americans, cause you know gals like funny guys 
