Re: How to Shower Like a Woman
Here is the 'censored' version of
How To Shower Like A Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them on the floor in a pile
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see your wife along the way, make the woo woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no).
Get in the shower.
Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
Crack up at how loud your fart sound in the shower.
Leave course hairs on soap.
Shampoo hair (no conditioner).
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Peek out of the shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
Rinse off & get out of shower.
Fail to notice the water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Partially dry off.
Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
Leave bathroom fan and light on.
Return to bedroom with the towel around your waist.
Throw wet towel on the bed.