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Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning.
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Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see boyfriend/husband along the way, ignore juvenile “turban-head” jokes and run to bathroom.
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Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out stomach so as to complain about how fat you’re getting.
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Turn on hot water only.
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Get in the shower – once you’ve found it through all the steam.
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Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
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Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lemon shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
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Rinse hair.
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Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lemon conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
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Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red and raw.
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Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Java Cake body wash.
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Complain bitterly when you realize that your boyfriend/husband has once again been EATING your Ginger Nut and Java Cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that all the conditioner has come off).
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Debate shaving armpits and legs and decide that you can’t be bothered.
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Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you get a rush of cold water.
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Turn hot water on full and rinse off.
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Dry with a towel the size of a small African country.
Re: How to Shower Like a Woman
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Re: How to Shower Like a Woman
WHo wears a towel on their head before goin into the shower?
Re: How to Shower Like a Woman
U actually laughed on this ?
Re: How to Shower Like a Woman
Here is the 'censored' version of
How To Shower Like A Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them on the floor in a pile
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see your wife along the way, make the woo woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no).
Get in the shower.
Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
Crack up at how loud your fart sound in the shower.
Leave course hairs on soap.
Shampoo hair (no conditioner).
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Peek out of the shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
Rinse off & get out of shower.
Fail to notice the water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Partially dry off.
Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
Leave bathroom fan and light on.
Return to bedroom with the towel around your waist.
Throw wet towel on the bed.
Re: How to Shower Like a Woman
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OMG - of the 22 things listed there, I have done 19 of them … 