How to recognize a terrorist...

…According to ‘Al-Qaida Analysts’…

"It seems he thought he had found Islam. He grew a beard and began dressing in traditional Muslim clothes.** When he was last spotted by the friend he had shaved off his beard. Al-Qa’ida analysts have claimed that may be a sign of a radicalised Muslim’s intention to become a terrorist.**

:smiley:

So, how many Muslim men have kept and shaved their beards? Is Junaid Jamshed a terrorist too?

:rotfl:

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Sad world, sad people.

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Lajawab, I’m scared. This one time, I grew a goatee, but then I shaved it.

Does this mean that subconsciously I’m preparing to become a suicide bomber? :frowning:

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Only an 'Al-Qaida Analyst' would know...They know terrorists better than themselves...

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U fit in the profile :smiley:

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Oyee, I do that every winter. I grow a goatee in winter and in summer its gone. Although I may not do it this winter (too many grey hair) :)

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^ You are talking as if there really is winter in Houston. :-P

And Maddy... you should be extra careful. Shaving off your goatee is not the only thing going against you. Some of your other body parts loudly scream "terrorist". You have been terrorizing poor unsuspecting GS population every now and then by posting a certain pic. Insha Allah one day, justice will be served.

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it's only a matter of time before the tide of public opinion will turn against muslim people in the west. Being the entrepreneur that i am :D , i am starting a boot camp for muslims in the west to survive the rigors of concentration camp. We will teach you everything, from bribing the gurads to get some istinja water to subsisting on only dates and water for months.

Opening soon in your neighborhood.

"Camp Survival!"!!!

Special discounts for senior citizens and children.

This offer is not valid for ****es, Ahmadiyas, Qadianis, Nations of islam

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That’s not funny you prick. I know there are some deluded morons who have been looking forward to that sort of situation for a long time. Most of them are sitting behind a pc monitor though.

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i am really sorry you didn’t see the sarcasm in that…but i will refrain from calling you names though…:rolleyes:

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Dope don't mind Xtreme it was funny, sobi's comment too in the other thread. If we weren't laughing we'd cry.

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Why is everyone behaving so strangely - old guppies crawling out of nowhere, new ones making unfunny jokes which are somewhat frightening, strange thread titles, heated arguments about the same thing:rolleyes:

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Catty clean it all up

I suggest you ban WA threads in general for a start! And open an old timers thread where we can all chat about how we fell out with each other for no particular reason.

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I wouldn't consider these WA threads - if they are WA material, then I'm worried about the quality of discussions going on in WA. As for old-timers, we don't want to be picking old bones now do we.

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Old bones make good soup.

Discussion and WA :hehe: right, you haven’t been in WA much have you?

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nope, I took your advice though.

Maybe your bones Thap daddy, mine are still young.

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My neighbor had a beard. And then she shaved it off. Is she a terrorist?! :(

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Young bones make good soup too, full of marrow, yum yum.

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:hehe:

The worst kind luv.

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^ Should I run over and tell her to start growing a beard again before she goes into a suicide bombing trance?