HOW TO RECOGNIZE A SARDAR
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out
Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
Tries to drown a fish in water
Thinks socialism means partying
Trips over a cordless phone
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts “Sagittarius”
Studies for a blood test and fails
Sells the car for gas money
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead
Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said “Airport left”, he turns around and goes home
Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor
