...How To Make An Omelet...

[dildirani]

Re: …How To Make An Omelet…

abhi dohoondnay ki zaroorat nahi hain……

[ShiningStar]

@Shikra

Mrs. ki dosti unki biwiyon sey hai. Unkey husbands doctors hain lekin still mujh jitney mature nahi hain, isliye meri unn sey ziada banti nahi, buss guzaara ho jaata hai Mera sirf aik hi dost hai jo shaadi sey pahley ka dost hai, uski last year shaadi hui thee. Mujhe bhi dosti kartey waqt time lagta hai.

Phir aap aik adad qurbani ka bakra…mera matlab hai husband dhoond lein

Yani aap bhi meri tarha hain. Aap say mil kar bohat khushi huwi.

Bhabhi doctor hain kia?

Most ppl are different then ppl like me so they can’t understand eachother.

[K337]

Re: …How To Make An Omelet…

[ShiningStar]

Main Moti naheen hoon.

[Niksik]

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Masha’Allah what a great idea.

[_Chochi_Chi_Bachi]

@Shikra

Chochi mommy cooked for me during the age of 1-23. Wife is cooking for me 23 - present. Why should I learn how to cook

Ur so LAZYYY

[Shikra]

@ShiningStar1

Yani aap bhi meri tarha hain. Aap say mil kar bohat khushi huwi.

Bhabhi doctor hain kia?

Most ppl are different then ppl like me so they can’t understand eachother.

I wish doctor hoti

@Niksik

Masha’Allah what a great idea.

I knew you would approve

@_Chochi_Chi_Bachi

Ur so LAZYYY

I would smack you so hard but I don’t feel like getting up

[_Chochi_Chi_Bachi]

@Shikra

I would smack you so hard but I don’t feel like getting up

Ere iz 1 4 u B4 u even try smackin me

[Shikra]

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You should be grateful that I am lazy and don’t feel like getting up, otherwise I would spin you by your pony tails

[P_GL]

@Shikra

Bann bhi gaya aur meney kha bhi liya ab tou next step ka intezaar hai :halo:

to phir agla kadam kya hai:chai:

[_Chochi_Chi_Bachi]

@Shikra

You should be grateful that I am lazy and don’t feel like getting up, otherwise I would spin you by your pony tails

MATILDA R u that Fat nd U*** lady from Matilda

[Shikra]

@P_GL

to phir agla kadam kya hai:chai:

Batatey huey sharam aati hai

@_Chochi_Chi_Bachi

MATILDA R u that Fat nd U*** lady from Matilda

I may be fat, but I ain’t ugly. I am very pretty

[Wiseman]

@Shikra

If you are single, you’ll have to get married first. Stop right here, sign out, and start finding a wife. If you are not single, continue reading.

I know you are single and still reading this! Get OUT!

Ok so if you are married, follow these steps to make an Omelet.

• Ask your wife to cut the tomatoes
• Ask your wife to cut the onions
• Ask your wife to take the pan out, put oil in it, and put it on the stove and turn the stove on
• Take the eggs out of the fridge yourself
• Ask her to bring you the salt and peppers
• Mix the salt, peppers, and eggs.
• Make the omelet
• Put it on the bread
• Ask her to bring the machine to make sandwich
• Eat the sandwich
• Leave the dishes for her to wash

Enjoy your omelet that you just made

p.s. I am so excited to know that the GYM is open again, time to build those muscles again

Shikra, I thought you are an intelligent man. First of all, why you need a wife, just get a maid. And second I have made lots of omlettes without a wife, it tastes like crap but I am eating it. But I eat a lot of food which tastes like crap.

[Shikra]

Shikra, I thought you are an intelligent man. First of all, why you need a wife, just get a maid. And second I have made lots of omlettes without a wife, it tastes like crap but I am eating it. But I eat a lot of food which tastes like crap.

Hmmm.......a maid instead of a wife. That way you don't have to spend as much money in the long run. You are a wise man indeed.

[Wiseman]

Hmmm.......a maid instead of a wife. That way you don't have to spend as much money in the long run. You are a wise man indeed.

Thats why I keep maids in every country I am. Thanks.