...How To Make An Omelet...

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@Shikra

If you are single, you’ll have to get married first. Stop right here, sign out, and start finding a wife. If you are not single, continue reading.

I know you are single and still reading this! Get OUT!

Ok so if you are married, follow these steps to make an Omelet.

• Ask your wife to cut the tomatoes
• Ask your wife to cut the onions
• Ask your wife to take the pan out, put oil in it, and put it on the stove and turn the stove on
• Take the eggs out of the fridge yourself
• Ask her to bring you the salt and peppers
• Mix the salt, peppers, and eggs.
• Make the omelet
• Put it on the bread
• Ask her to bring the machine to make sandwich
• Eat the sandwich
• Leave the dishes for her to wash

Enjoy your omelet that you just made

p.s. I am so excited to know that the GYM is open again, time to build those muscles again

Itni mehnat karnay ki kia zaroorat thi shikari bhai. Wife say kehtay mujhay omlet banana sikha dain.