I used to say that to myself too before I got married 
You should get married if you want mazey mazey k khaaney (NOT made by mommy)
Awwww you are so sweet 
But meri biwi kahti hai k agar mera pant size 34 se 36 hua tou mujhe khana dena band kar dey gee 
aap tou lagta hai kafi dino ki bhooki theen 