HOW TO LOSE YOUR JOB:
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- Tell your boss the reason you were late
was because you fancied a **** before work. - Stumble back from lunch, two hours late,
pissed as a fart chanting 'The Venga Bus is coming…" - Fart out last nights vindaloo during an
appraisal and turn round to sniff the seat. - Photocopy your tits/arse and pin them on
the notice board. - Ask the chief executive for some Rizlas.
- Grow a cannabis plant on your desk.
- Tell the boss you’ll “Send the boys
round” - if they don’t authorise your pay rise. - Admit you traded in your company car for
a two week shag-fest in Ibiza. - Set up your own S&M dungeon in the
stationery cupboard.
10.Bring a sleeping bag to work for those
little afternoon naps!
11.Pawn your computer because you’re skint
till pay day.
12.Ask the boss’s wife “Have you noticed
that one of your husbands balls hangs
lower than the other”.
13.Call the boss to your desk, call him
“Sonny” and tell him his work
isn’t up to scratch.
14.Start a one-man/woman Mexican wave every
time someone leaves their desk