How to learn Chinese in 5 minutes *wink*

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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(READ THEM OUTLOUD)

  1. That’s not right. Sum Ting Wong

  2. Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

  3. See me ASAP. Kum Hia Nao

  4. Stupid Man Dum Gai

  5. Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

  6. Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

  7. I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni

  8. I think you need a face lift. Chin Tu Fat

  9. It’s very dark in here. Wai So Dim?

  10. I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

  11. This is a tow away zone. No Pah King

  12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao?

  13. Staying out of sight. Lei Ying Lo

  14. He’s cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka

  15. Your body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki Pu

  16. Great. Fu Kin Su Pah

so wut u think, u can speak chinese now?

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is this french ?

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[This message has been edited by SalmanKhana (edited May 03, 2001).]

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lol lol lol

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Aleena these are awesome

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“jeevan ki ho tum taqdeer, mein Ranjha hoon tu meri Heer”

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Here are some more:

Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field?

Lao Zi: Not very good

Lao Ze Sho: A very boring program

Lin Ching: An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding: A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn: A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Tai Ne Bae Be: A premature infant

Wai U Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice

Hope this will increase your chinese vocabulary even more

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