There are some people out there whose only purpose in life is to make other people’s life a little bit more miserable. If you are one of them, here are some tips:
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Find out what they they enjoy reading on internet and arrange a psycho friend to mess up the site; keep doing it regardless of the type of site they visit; eventually you may drive them up the wall.
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Find out what they like to hear; again keep interfering until you drive them up the wall.
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Find out what letters they subscribe to, and delete their email address and instead have them subscribe to prescriptions of your choosing. You may not gain anything from the reading…entirely harmless material…but this may irritate enough to again drive them up the wall.
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Go to E-bay and put false bidding using their email address.
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Find out what shows they enjoy watching on tv, and have one of your psycho friends take all the shows away. If they insist on watching tv anyway, and then turn to CNN as a last resort, go bust their tv so they may have nothing to watch.
Such activities might make one think, “how stupid”. However, if one interferes in everything that a person might enjoy doing regardless of how harmless the activity, you will eventually drive them up the wall. Mission accomplished, congradulations. Now you may live a happy prosperous life.
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