How to install a wireless security system:

Todd · February 26, 2006, 2:46am

Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like “Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don’t disturb the pit bulls. They’ve just been wormed and they are a little edgy.”

dhobi_bhai · February 26, 2006, 4:01am

Re: How to install a wireless security system:

:biggthumb

bizz · February 26, 2006, 4:41am

Re: How to install a wireless security system:

:D

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l · February 26, 2006, 12:31pm

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itsme01 · February 26, 2006, 1:27pm

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James_Bhaand · February 26, 2006, 11:23pm

Re: How to install a wireless security system:

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