How to Improve Pakistan

reduzijuice · July 10, 2011, 10:07pm

Re: How to Improve Pakistan

Using my right to express my openion even though it might sounds too radical to some of you. I suggest the following steps to make Pakistan the best country on planet earth.
(1)Shoot dead every single of the politicians
(2) Put all the Mullahs respossible for the “fitna” among muslims such as shia Vs Sunny, Hanafi VS Shafi etc etc in an airplane and drop them off from 20000 ft( without a parachute off course). That will leave very few mullahs who deserve to live.
(3) Cutt off the noses of every single paki so they would stop worrying about their noses all the time (naak oncha rakhny ka sawal hai) and will really do something constructive instead of trying to keep their " naak ouncha ".
(4) Duck tape the mouths of all pakis so they will work for their own and the country’s well fare rather than worrying about " logh kiya Kahaingy ".
(5) Hadith sharif says " Arrashi wal murthshi kilahuma finaar " i.e “The one who gives bribe and the one who takes bribe both are headed to hill fire” Send all the corrupts to hell on an express flight i.e hange the suckers.
(6)Tax people on the basis of how many kids they have so the dumbos would stop making 15 kids per couple.
(7) Abolish Police department and any one who ever served in Pak police, send them to Siberia so the corruption germs wouldn’t spread.
(8) The corrupt paki beurocrates could be used as test species for radiation experiments.I could use a few of them for my target shooting practice. (target shooting is my hoby)
(9) According to some statistics, After military equipment and weapons, the 2nd bigest import of Pakistan is woman’s make up stuff. Any woman who is wearing make that weighs more than 5 Lbs, punish her. Now the worst punishment for her would be to ban her from using any make up ever.
(10)Any adult who can get a job but instead is bumming around, load them on a plane and send them to Africa. I heard there are some caniball tribes still around there. These tribes can use these bums for lunch.

So what yall think ..?? the tragedy is that to make Pakistan truely " Pak " i.e pure, you will have to kill 95 percent of the Paki population.

BRILLIANCE FROM 1998

not sure about the no make up part.