How to identify the City of Pakistan by observing a Street Brawl

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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How to identify the City of Pakistan by observing a Street Brawl

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.

You are in Peshawar !

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That’s Rawalpindi !

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.

Quetta !

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chaii/lassi stall —

That’s anywhere in Lahore!

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start to figure out an algorithm to solve the fight, without actually getting involved; making sure they earn a lot of foreign currency for the state

Then you are in Islamabad !

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and then a fourth and then the fifth and so on … And without knowing the reason they start beating both the guys and says “Bahot dino baad haath dhone ko mila”

That’s Karachi of course ! :smack: :smiley:

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Not good observations :stuck_out_tongue: neither told in a good way

:bravo:

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^waiting for third, fourth, fifth, sixth and so on .

"Bahot dino sai haath dhone ko nahen mila"

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2 guys are fighting and a cop arrests them, both claims discrimination against Muslims,
you are in USA.

2 guys fighting and cops come along and shoot both of them and declare them terrorists and request huge reward from USA...

You are either in Italy or Macedonia.

2 guys fighting and no one cares, you blame poor leader ship of your country..
You are in Europe.

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Gupshup is Such a Peshawar :D

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muhjey bhi dhoney ko nahin mila…

abhi to khud dhula howa hoon

baad mein tum ko dhoota hoon … :smash:

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:hehe: