Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about
who’s right.
You are in Kolkata!!
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s Mumbai.
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get
together & beat him up.
That’s Delhi.
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A
crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall.
That’s Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn’t stop
b’cos of a bug in the program.
Of course thats Bangalore!
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A
crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA”
doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That’s Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting and the third, fourth, fifth one joins in. Finally two political parties are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR