How to identify Places in India!

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about
who’s right.

You are in Kolkata!!

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That’s Mumbai.

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get
together & beat him up.

That’s Delhi.

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A
crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall.

That’s Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn’t stop
b’cos of a bug in the program.

Of course thats Bangalore!

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A
crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA”
doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That’s Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting and the third, fourth, fifth one joins in. Finally two political parties are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR

Re: How to identify Places in India!

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a
**third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get **
together & beat him up.

That’s Delhi.

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