How to get sick?? HELP!!!

I need to know how to get sick for a day or within one day. I have a huge test and I am not ready for it. I need to get sick somehow. I remeber when I was in middle school people used to say if you put onion under your arm or something like that but that would be tooo STINKY!! So anyone have any idea how I can get fever or something? I live in a very cold country if that helps? I tried to go outside without a jacket and wet hair… didnt help! normally this would get you sick no matter what!
Let me know some good household advise please.. :hoonh:

Thanksssss

I have also posted this in life and relationship so I can get answers fast.. Didnt know which one was better to post… :slight_smile:

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Funny....we spend most of our lives trying not too get sick and we do...then we try to get sick and we don't......

Anyway....don't try to get sick....feign neuralgia...basically it's like a really bad pain in your facial muscles...and according to my english lit teacher at high school, soldiers in WW1 used to feign it as it's not diagnosable...you only have the sufferers word for it.............................but it's excruciating and debilitating.......

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LMAO :rotfl:

comeon kid it’s just a test…

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Not that I condone such action - if you haven't prepared for a test then just take it anyway - use it as a learning curve for yourelf......

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if u really are desperate maybe eat as much as u can and eventually u'll end up throwing up and end up with diarrhoea - nasty thought though! (you may want to try eating a mixture of hot n cold foods one after d other, it works)...

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hope this will make many sick… :chai:

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:eek:

unkil:chai:

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lemme cough on you :halo:

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unkil is busy in vomiting.. :o how is Garam Hawa wali?? :chai:

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eat a couple of eggs (not cooked or boiled) and then a half a cup of oil ...
will make u sick the rest of ur life :D

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eat lots of nuts nose bleed and............
i did this yesterday to bunk psychology.....
i told my teacher that i was having pains and stuff and showed her fake blood on my hand and she got soo scared she told me to go to the nurse. instead i went and party at the common room:D

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eeewwwww lol

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umm dont understand how that would make u sick.

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Try wrapping crepe bandage thing over ur wrist.

It worked 4 me..:D

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put 2 fingers down ur thraoat!noooooooo dont try

stay near a toilet 4 5hours.

smell mouldy youghurt and eat mouldy cheese

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:mash:

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read a book about womens rights, that shud do the trick :chai:

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inedible whats the mashallah for:D

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dude just do the test :rolleyes:

or even better pray…Inshallah ur exam’ll go good :slight_smile:

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please take sweety's advice and dont follow mine lol