How to get sick?? HELP!!!

I need to know how to get sick for a day or within one day. I have a huge test and I am not ready for it. I need to get sick somehow. I remeber when I was in middle school people used to say if you put onion under your arm or something like that but that would be tooo STINKY!! So anyone have any idea how I can get fever or something? I live in a very cold country if that helps? I tried to go outside without a jacket and wet hair… didnt help! normally this would get you sick no matter what!
Let me know some good household advise please.. :hoonh:

Thanksssss

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Just fake it dude LOL

pretend to thow up by sticking ur fingers down your throat, gag yourself sick.

Fake a migraine, and act really sensitive to light, and moan a lot.

rub black khol under your eyes to make them look dark like you havent had any sleep and don't shave or wash 3 days prior to your test lolz.

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You are sick. you post tell us that you are sick :D

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fake a back-ache..

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eat rotten egg :chai:

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Try some jamal gota :confused:

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hahaha, Thanks for the advice everyone.. I am a female PK.. rotten egg can do the trick yout think? It sounds REALLLY nasty but hey if I have to....

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^ Females dont need to fake anything. In Pakistan normally their wish is granted without any if and buts :)

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i heard this from someone its funny ,,, put onions under ur armpit and u end up gettin an fever,, its sounds real stupid but i just had to say it if anyone heard this before,,,lol

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you need help

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Ive heard it before as well, its just that i dont want to try unless i KNOW it works I dont want to stink up the whole class room... :)

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jus fake it :) its soo easy

i mean , they can't tell u wen ur head hurts or whtever right? :D :D

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try at your own risk and stuff

put some soap in your eye, actually shaving gel works better, take it out wash your eye and put it back in there..it will burn like hell, wash it out. for the next 30 minutes or so it would look like you have a case of conjunctivitis i.e. pink eye.

I used it successfully in college many times, I would take it with me, apply it in a bathroom, wash it out, go see the prof, tell em that my eyes are killing me and they would delay my exam. oh and the great thing is if yer teach is a hardass and u need to go see a doc, a doc would diagnose it is irritated eye, most likely conjunctivitis as well.
:smiley:

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WALK IN CLINICS
wowww

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no pain no gain,,, tryin 2 get sick without pain,, hummmm acting is much better then.

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What a silly thread! My God!!! :halo:

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You know once i didnt want to write a test and i wanted to skip school but since my teacher told us that she will never let anyone write a missed test if they dont have a doctors note with them and i was fine the whole day played around and all but at night Allah heard my prayer and i got sick like my fever was 300 ;D first time i ever got sick in ages and before whenever i used to get sick it was in summer holiday time ;S

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Thanks for all the help you guys I ended up taking the test.. I passed!! It was Medical physiology test which is pretty hard subject.
Thankssssssssssssssssss everyone!!! :rose::shoaby:

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congrats,,,,hmmmm..
oh my GOD mr fraudia u r scary,,kia bachi ki jaan lo gay."(put some soap in your eye, actually shaving gel works better)

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hmmm - try having a cold shower - drying ur hair with a towel and leaving the wet towel on ur hair…


leave the wet towel throughout the night - u’ll most likey get nomoniyaaa :shoaby: