How to eat a Doritos Nacho chip

We all know what a dorito chip looks like, but in case you don’t here it is.

Notice it’s triangular shape and how wide it is. Now my question to you is, how do you eat a doritos chip?

Personally, I find it too wide to get inside my mouth in one bite. So my other options are to either break it into pieces and then eat it, but then I feel like I have lots of chip bits left over and it’s not as much fun to eat chip crumbs. If I try to bite it it’s so crispy, that it often-times just falls apart and half of the chip falls to the ground.

So fellow GS’ers - what can I do to get maximum enjoyment out of my doritos?

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I usually take a tiny bite while being careful not to drop the bigger part that’s left over and then nomnomnom ..eat that up too. I just can’t eat a dorito in a go. :no:

And now this thread reminds me of doritos with jalapenos and cheese :frowning: how could you Sehrysh :smiley:

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I'd say launch a campaign for bite sized nachos.

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Itna naughty topic hawwwww

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I hate when bits fall everywhere..............so for me one bite it is!

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Faced with the same dilemma and coupled with my love for "Spicy Doritos" I was forced to come up with a clever solution.....
launch a study group on the matter.

Of course in order to do this properly we will need to prepare a document detailing how the study will be executed, submit the study for approval with the relevant government agency and then await funding.....

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In other words, someone buy Muzna a big 'ol bag of Spicy Doritos and sit back and watch while she eats them one by one without offering to anyone else

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Bite-sized nachos campaign would only require a twitter account and some creative awareness on how the quality of our life has been compromised.

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:hehe:
You eat the top ‘kona’ (corner) first.Then you are left with a somewhat rectangular piece and then you either pop the whole thing in your mouth or bite it in the middle if sophistication is required…nom nom..

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Its a good idea!

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uff....this was our chance to get a bite of the research budget......let me re-think now...maybe we can approach Doritos to fork up some funding.....

we would likely have come to the same conclusion anyway.....resulting in the development of a new product......

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let me in.

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best tossed into a trash bin.

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Forget the dorito, whose hand is that ? Didn't you know I had a hand fetish ?

[Now don't tell me it's a man's hand.]

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how can you flirt with me in cafe and admire someone else in AV within 20 seconds? :mad:

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Go check into the cafe again. Ours is a spiritual, brotherly affair. I ain’t no man-sl**. :hoonh:

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I don’t think I can answer this question in a clean way, so I say no comment :blush:

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Ye Darito kia hota hay :p

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its a friggin chip... junk food.. u dont think when eating junk food.. u just to try cram it in your mouth at lightening speed to enjoy all its benefits of yum! .. its not like.. its .. kalegi! oh hmm. how do i put this in my mouth.. chew it.. swallow it.. without tasting it at all but still get its goodness?!

hudh hothi hai!

on a side note... i was told i cant have doritos in canada cuz the cheese they use isnt halal and there is rennet in it from animal source ... wsup with that?! luckily i moved to arabia and stuffed my face with em soon after.

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the haramness of this thread is overwhelming.

The only way i can answer it is.. first you twist it, then you lick it, then you dunk it.

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