How to criticize anything good Misbah-ul-Haq might do?

1: Misbah scores a fifty/hundred.
Criticism: He didn’t rotate strike enough thus not allowing others to make good scores, he is selfish.

2: All the other batsmen are getting out but Misbah carries the team till the end
Criticism: TUK TUK, if Afridi hadn’t gotten out, he would have batted much better.

3: Misbah wins the world cup
Cristicism: Helping a country that abuses him succeed sends a terrible message. He’s rewarding deplorable behavior. Very irresponsible of him.

4: Misbah attains telekinetic powers
Criticism: Gravity is a law! And by breaking that law, Misbah is nothing more than a physics criminal.

5: Misbah wins the Nobel Prize for negotiating peace between Israel and Palestine
Criticism: There are a lot of people who have devoted their entire lives to this cause and just because this cricketer actually got it done doesn’t mean he deserves all the credit. He shouldn’t have accepted the award.

6: Misbah refuses the Nobel Prize for negotiating peace between Israel and Palestine
Criticism: This is a shockingly disrespectful act! He should have accepted the award!

7: Misbah cures all forms of cancer
Criticism: He’s heartlessly ignoring everyone who suffers from other diseases.

8: Misbah ends world hunger
Criticism: By feeding everyone, he’s fueling the obesity epidemic!

9:Misbah becomes the first human to walk on Mars
Criticism: His camouflage spacesuit was in poor taste.