How to become Journalist

  1. If you have capability of bad-mouthing Judiciary! Offering bribes to Lawyers, buying loyalties and creating hurdles as a Law Minister of PPP…then you can write Column and have TV show at Dunya news Channel teaching Morality …not to forget a fake degree..
    Just as “Dr.” Babar Awan…

  2. If you have been caught by Dubai police for taking thumb impression of your dead Father on property papers..
    Then you are qualified to have your own show, again on Dunya News…and your name is Dr.Moeed Pirzada…

  3. If you are an EX-MNA of PMLN and had a rape case against you ( of a 15 year old girl…) then you are qualified to be a Political Analyst and Column writer…again at Dunya News…here you can write and talk against the party kicked you out because of rape case…yes iam talking about Ayaz Ameer..

  4. If you’ ve a housing society and Punjab Govt does not give you facilities you ask/wish for! And you claim that Army Generals are your pamper-friends and you claim to be A Peer sahib of PTI…then yes you are political analyst at Dunya News …Haroon Rasheed…

See the credibility of news Channels, shall add more…

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These clowns are barking for 4 years or may be more, seldom I have seen any thing they say coming to fruition. I have to admit, if there is some quality of journalism and impartiality, its with Geo Tv / Jang group.

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Lol. Just because najam sethi is on payroll of PM corrupt b

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How do you know Sethi is on payroll? have you seen payroll, how much it is and when does he get paid. Do you know that there was no 35 punctures and that Lie was exposed and busted. So please tell me what Payroll ?

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Typical PMLN style of opposition. If you dont have any valid argument to make, hit below the belt and make personal attacks.

I guess the likes of Saaleh Zafir, Irfan Siddiqui, Absar Alam, AtaulHaq and Najam Sethi are few of the ‘real journalists’ in Pakistan.

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Lol

Typical

Please negate any of the things i wrote about them…

You come their rescue because they some what support pti…

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Lets continue with topic

Aamir Liaqat!
The person with fake degree! Use to be terrorist of MQM, now runs one of the most vulgar program on a TV channel which is founded on the money mads by Fake degree…this guy was minister of state during mushy regime, he is known for all the wrong reasons…with above qualities only you can become what he is today.

Mubashir Luqman!!
What a guy he is, when it comes to bogus research, negativity and lies combined, settling personal grudges and making money by black mailing and doing planted shows, no body can match him. If you have above qualities then surely you can take his place… this guy was info minister of Mushy regime…

Hassan Nisar.
Once editor of Masawaat, after that he never looked back and actual stalwart of PPP, he hates anything good associated with Pakistan or any other not associated with PPP ( nowadays also called PTI), to become Hassan Nisar, one must be a extremely pessimitic atleast on tv, have memorized all the negatives of the muslim history, should be able to turn any positive development into negativity.
And yes, always cry and always promote hopelessness…

Shall add more

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I am not a personal fan of aamir liaqat but i think that the power that be have put him in the right place now of taking on india.

As for hassan nisar, you can’t argue with his facts like ottomons didn’t install a printing press for 200 or 300 years? He is a mirror to the pakistani people but yes, like any medicine, you should consume his content for 24/7.

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Dr. ShahidvMasood

Well, if you are good in stealing video scenes, sensalize everything under the sun, predicting dooms day and master in turning wishes into news…then this is your career path…all you have to do is talk non-sense for 35 odd minutes… doesn’t matter if you are defying/contradicting your own self…
One more thing important about him, he can read thoughts of GHQ abd army chief… to become shahid masood you need be expert in false predictions, means all your prediction has to fail.

More to come

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I wonder how can jyalas even imagine others will believe this victimization and media trial theory.
You want to handle mainstream media? Let me tell you what a small news channel like City42 can do. City42 has a power generator which makes too much noise that journalists could not perform their “sacred” duties properly. So they decided to install it into the police station building space adjacent to City42 building. Now police cannot touch this generator while connection is to City42 building. So you know when you are haramkhor you cannot challenge other haramkhors.

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figment of your imagination, point here ? relation to post ? haramkhor because you think so or because you have proofs.

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why a private organization like City42 is using police station premises? Why cant govt institute like Punjab police stand against badmashi of a small news agency?
Because they know, if Punjab police take some action, City42 will start highlighting their corruption.

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I dont know, i dont even know if you are telling the truth but question is whats the point of this blurb ?

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lol