- Anything he says ask him to prove it. “I am Josh, nice to meet you!” .. “PROVE IT”
- While chating with a guy, only type in UPPERCASE.
- With a guy in elevator. Before you get out, push all the buttoms.
- Drop a pen and wait 'til a guy picks it up, then scream, “that’s mine!!”
- Turn off your date. Drop a marble and say “o my glass eye”
- Annoy guys at an amusement park. Leave large gaps between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
- Sitting next to your date watching a movie. Whisper in his ears “I know what you did last summer” and breathe heavily.
- You happen to be sitting next to a random guy. Tell him your life story!
- Annoy your guy coworkers. Everytime he asks you to do somthing, ask him if he wants fries with that.
- Annoy the guy at Drive Thru service window.
Specify that this order is “To Go”
At midnight, ask if you are too early for breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order. - Shopping with your guy. Sprint up the down escalator.
- Annoy a blind date. Hold a debate, and take both sides. Ask him how much money he has with him.
- At the movies with him. Throw popcorns in the air and yell “It’s Snowing” Clap when the good guy gets killed.
- Say “ooooooh” whenever you spot a couple kissing.
- While your guy is driving. Always tell him to slow down or speed up. Everytime you see a car pulling out, scream “Watch it” Point to the right and tell him to make a left.
- While you are out driving. Leave your indicator on and never make a turn. Stop in your lane to fix your make up.
- Watching a game with your guy. Adjust the tint on your TV so that everyone looks green and insist to him you like it that way.
- Anytime a guy tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent him from saying anything and say "Look I know what you’re going to ask me…For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you.. "
- Ask him what gender he is..
- Change channels five minutes before the end of every show he watches.
- Close your eyes and start snoring whenever he tries to talk to you.
- Don’t shave!
- Tell him to construct Crop Circles in your front lawn.
- Tell him to wait for two minutes, show up after an hour and insist you said an hour.
- Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.
- Draw mustaches on his favorite posters.
- Everytime he asks you to do something, ask “Is that a threat?”
- Having his friends over. Follow a few paces behind them, spraying everything they touch with a cas of Lysol.
- Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure him it was a “real hoot.”
- Walking with him. Honk and wave to strangers.
- Insist a blind date that he only exists in your imagination!
- Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds. Leave it on to Guide Channel and insist it’s your favorite.
- Before he leaves for the office, Kiss him on the cheek with heavy lip gloss on.
- Look at your guy in amazement and say " whoaa! I never knew I had THIS"
- Make scary faces at him at midnight in the bed.
- Make up a weird nickname for him everyday and call him that all day long.
- Wash his ipod and other electronics and tell him they were dirty.
- Press the “power” button on his computer or keyboard when he’s almost done typing a report, essay claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
- He’s romantic and you are not! Pretend you are invisible..
- Tap him on the shoulder repeatedly..
- Paint your tooth black and ask him out.
- Wear large hats during the movies.
- When he lights cigrarette, react wildly and yell “Stop, Drop… and Roll”
- On your first date. Twitch spastically! if asked about it, pretend you don’t know what he’s talking about.
Howl and whistle at women’s leg. - Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant. Order another mean. When he finally finds you, ask him “What in the hell took you so long in the washroom?”
- Discuss UFO’s on the wedding night…
- Ask him to play musical chairs with you at the movies.
- Only rent the movies he has already seen a hundred times.
- Celebrate his birthday on a wrong day.
- Add a few empty lines just because it makes the list longer.
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