How should i approach her ?

[lordoffriends]

Re: How should i approach her ?

@aahmed

I have many suggestions:

• to answer your question “How should i approach her?”, the answer is a very definite, unequivocal “from the back” so she doesn’t see you coming.
• Have the chloroform soaked towel in your hand before you walk up to her, stick the towel in her face and say in a friendly tone, to break the ice, “Does this smell like chloroform?”
• You could get a van and ask her to help you move a couch, make her get in first. Make sure to ask her in a creepy voice “What are you, a size 12-13?”
• Buy her a gift, a basket full of moisturizers and creams and then say “It puts the lotion on its skin”

It takes a lot of guts to do that.