There was a German, an American and a Pollock on death row. The Warden
gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1 was to be shot, 2 was to be
hung, 3 was to be injected with the AIDS virus. So the German said,
“Shoot me right in the head.” (Boom He was dead instantly.)Then the
American said, “Just hang me.” (Snap he was dead) Then the Pollock
said,
“Give me some of that AIDS stuff” They gave him his first shot and he
fell down laughing, the guards looked at each other and wondered what
was wrong with this guy. Then the Pollock said give me another one of
those shots, so the guards did, now he was laughing so hard he almost
was peeing in his pants. So finally the Warden said, “What the hell is
wrong with you?” The Pollock replied “You guys are so stupid. I’m
wearing a condom!”