How old you are ....

hibashariff · April 19, 2001, 9:52pm

Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench. An elderly man walks by and
one of the ladies yells, “I’ll bet we can guess
how old you are!”
The elderly man says, “I’ll bet you can’t. There’s no way you can guess how old
I am. How can you do that?”
The lady replies, “Oh, yes we can. Drop your pants.”
The elderly man thinks, “What the heck, what could it hurt?” and drops his
pants, right there in the park.
The three ladies whisper back and forth for a minute or so and then one says,
“You’re 84 years old!”
“That’s amazing,” he says. “I am 84 years old! How did you do that?”
To which the lady replies, “You told us yesterday!”